Poor Molly! She was born into a family of wackos. There is no better evidence (that we can offer without truly incriminating ourselves) than the nicknames we have given our daughter.

Here are some examples:

• The Bean
• The Beanster
• The Sea Monkey
• The Microsite (courtesy of Papou, aka Evan)
• Chewy aka Chewbacca, Wookie (she gnaws on nearly anything)
• Spewy (she drools and occasionally regurgitates)
• Poopsie (due to her exceedingly full diapers)
• Molly Poopins or just Poopins
• Pota-toh, Sweet Potato, Pota-tah, Tater Tot
• Screechy
• Gamera (or really, any critter from the Godzilla movies)
• One-eyed drunken pirate

I am certain there are (and will be) more in the future. Feel free to post your ideas- we’ll most likely use them at one point or another. But keep it clean folks!