Parenthood, Week Three
by Anna on
Here are ten additional things I have learned:
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Molly definitely has acid reflux, and needs to take Zantac.
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Molly almost certainly does NOT have acid reflux, but she may be colicky due to a food allergy/intolerance.
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I really am willing to do just about anything for this new little being, including giving up my favorite foods (cheese, yogurt, anything dairy or soy) for at least a week.
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Breastfeeding can give babies acne.
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My cranky hours are between 3 and 5 am.
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Coincidentally, the hours Molly are most likely to suddenly be wide awake are between 3 and 5 am.
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It is possible for a baby’s rectum to shoot poo 6 feet across a room! (more from Jeff on that one…)
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My baby is the only being I personally know with more gas than myself. We will definitely tease her about that later on. She may look like a little lady, but she certainly does not sound like one.
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You can survive Christmas without giving anyone a present. Although next year, as the new baby will no longer be new, I suspect we will have to resume with the gift-giving.
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I may not have been born a good parent, but I really am learning to become one. (I have a still-living and thriving child to prove it.) And it does get easier…